we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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