Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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