Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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