I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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