I love black thongs
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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