I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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