doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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