Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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