DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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