Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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