I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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