Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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