if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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