Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
FUCK WHALES
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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