D3 body, D1 cock
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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