I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
operation have a gay friend backfired
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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