ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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