I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she was so not down for the gang bang
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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