YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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