On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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