Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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