So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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