And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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