I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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