have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Boobs are out for the taking
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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