You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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