Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
ttyl tear gas
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Every concussion has its silver lining
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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