Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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