super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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