I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I had to cum in my sink.
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