but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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