Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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