ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I stole a fireplace last night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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