Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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