Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
His nipple licking is glorious
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