I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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