I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
