whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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