Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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