Dual....:-)
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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