that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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