About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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