why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
They took my balls.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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