Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
