Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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