He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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