I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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