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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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