Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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