I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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