i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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