That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
